First Day Back At School.

Teacher calling the register,
Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?-here Miss.
Achmed El Kabul?-here Miss.
Fatima Al Hayek?-here Miss.
Ali Abdul Olmi?-here Miss.
Mohammed Bin Kadir?-here Miss.
Ali Son Al En-silence in the classroom
The teacher repeats the call.A girl stood up,
"I think that's me,please Miss it's pronounced-Allison Allen"


No offence meant.