Don't be unfaithful!
Did anyone see in the news today, about the Chinese man who cheated on his wife? She found out, waited till his was asleep and snipped his willy off with scissors apparently! Somehow, the hospital sewed it back on, but it didn't end there. His wife got through the hospital window (can hardly believe it), and cut it off again! This time she threw it out of the window and hospital staff think a passing dog ate it!!!
There was a picture of the man chasing his wife out to the street whereupon he started bashing hell out of her, whilst bleeding heavily himself.
His lover says it won't matter about his manhood when they marry, as he already has 5 previous children.
I could hardly believe this story, it's not 1st April yet is it?