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If a bricklayer lays bricks, why doesn't a Plumber lay Plumbs??
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Why doesn't a 'chippie' lay chips or a 'Spark', sparkle?
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I always thought a Haberdasher was a Turkish wall painter, and a Punkawallah was a punk who stole wallets, how wrong can you be Bob.

Here's a real Punkawallah fanning his master and the other chap is giving him a 'Handpedicure' Oooh! the good old days.
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15-01-2015, 04:29 AM
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I am not really sure but Elephants do attend jumbo sales.
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I am not really sure but Elephants do attend jumbo sales.
Only the one’s on low incomes.

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Originally Posted by Jem ->
Only the one’s on low incomes.

A very warm welcome to you James.
Thank you Jem it is apreciated.
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15-01-2015, 08:26 PM
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Thank you all for your input and witty remarks, nice to have a bit of fun now and again!

Now where's that Plumber? Not in the loo again surely!
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Thank you all for your input and witty remarks, nice to have a bit of fun now and again!

Now where's that Plumber? Not in the loo again surely!
We add a plummer in at work las weak, my bos didnt like im much cos he spent a lot uve time syining the lead.
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Very good Mr ruskle.
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We had a plumber in at work last week, my boss didn't like him much cos he spent a lot of time swinging the lead.
I like it Mr R, well done!
 

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