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06-01-2015, 05:41 PM
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A lady puts her urine sample in a small whisky bottle, puts it on top of her bag and makes her way to the doctors.
When she gets there she discovers its been half inched !
I bet whoever took it chooses another brand next time


An older married couple driving along and listening to a CD, the hubby singing along to the tracks. 'Wild Thing' (The Troggs) comes on and he sings 'Waltzing - you make my heart sing'
When she told him the correct lyric he couldn't believe it !
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06-01-2015, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by myrtle ->
That was quick Myrtle - you limbering up for dancing - or have you been already
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06-01-2015, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Patsy ->
A lady puts her urine sample in a small whisky bottle...
If her name was Lizzie, and she was thin, did she sing "Wee-sky in the Jar" when it was discovered missing?
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06-01-2015, 05:53 PM
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LOL
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06-01-2015, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Fender Bender ->
If her name was Lizzie, and she was thin, did she sing "Wee-sky in the Jar" when it was discovered missing?
Oh dear Fendy - scraping the bottom of the bottle there
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06-01-2015, 05:59 PM
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Thank God I only drink hot whiskey for a cold and I prepare it meself.
Waltzing you make my heart zing, you make everyzing zing, Oh dear God woman where do you get them from.
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06-01-2015, 06:07 PM
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Thank God I only drink hot whiskey for a cold and I prepare it meself.
Waltzing you make my heart zing, you make everyzing zing, Oh dear God woman where do you get them from.
I seek them here - I seek them there - I seek to laugh anywhere I can !
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08-01-2015, 05:07 AM
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For YEARS,I thought the Three Degrees were singing 'Bicycle parts'!
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08-01-2015, 11:11 AM
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For YEARS,I thought the Three Degrees were singing 'Bicycle parts'!

FAB !
 
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