Re: Police jokes
A Policeman suspected that a car was being driven by a drunk driver, so he pulled it over. The driver was a foreigner.
"Excuse me, Sir, I suspect that you are drunk. Would you blow into this bag for me?"
"No, sorry" was the reply. "I have severe asthma. If I blow into the bag, I might not be able to breathe afterwards, and it might kill me."
"OK, Sir, in that case, I must ask you to come with me to the Police Station, and provide a blood sample,"
"No, sorry. Cant do that either. I suffer from haemophilia, and might bleed to death and die!"
"In that case, I must ask you to come with me to the Police Station, and provide a urine sample,"
"No, sorry, cant do that either"
"Whats your excuse this time?"
"Race relations act. No taking p**s out of foreigners"