How to maintain a Healthy level of Insanity in Retirement.

Just a few tips:

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point your hairdryer at passing cars . . . watch 'em slow down!

2. With a serious face, order Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

3. Sing along at the opera.

4. Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" . . .

And the final way - my favourite - is:

5. Go to a large Department Store's fitting room, drop your trousers to your ankles and yell out: "There is no paper in here"!!

Enjoy your day.

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LOL, LOL. Thank-you, that was great.

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C s l

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Quick way into a retirement home if you ask me, whilst being drugged up to the eyeballs .

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An oldie but a goodie, just like you Mupsy.

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5. Go to a large Department Store's fitting room, drop your trousers to your ankles and yell out: "There is no paper in here"!!
I love that one Mups, might try that tomorrow, Black Friday day in Marks and Spencers when I'm out with the wife.

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Oi, not so much of the 'old'

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Dare you Jem

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on son, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of dog shit. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.