12-11-2014, 11:56 AM
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Grandchildren
1. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80.My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
2. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,
"Who was THAT?"
3. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story.
"What's it about?" he asked.
"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
4. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure."
"Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised "Mine says I'm 4 to 6."
5. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a fireman," said the teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Do you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Yes," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."
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