Australian love poem.

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No bird who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it?s very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket?s on
And fetch another beer


brings a lump to your throat doesn't it!!

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I just love a woman with a lump in her throat - reminds me of me mate ' frank-nanny goat'

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Well it doesent get any better than that.

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Them Aussies have got the gift of the gab haven't they..
Nice one Carol.

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That gave me a Carol - thanks.