overheard in church

"Dear Lord," she said, "This has been a tough few years.

You have taken my favourite actor Richard Attenborough.
My favourite pop singer Michael Jackson.
My favourite Blues singer Amy Winehouse.
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
My favourite football manager Bobby Robson.
My favourite golfer Seve Ballesteros.
My favourite singer Whitney Houston.
My favourite comedienne Joan Rivers.

I just want you to know that my favourite politicians are:
Alec Salmond, Tony Blair, John Prescott, Ed Balls, Gordon Brown, Harridan Harperson, Nigel Farage, David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband (in no particular order). Amen."