Re: You know when you have retired when:-
Originally Posted by
Elbee
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You have several pairs of reading glasses all around your home.
You walk more - through choice.
Your car is always clean and polished
Your garden is the best in the street
You eat your dinner at lunchtime
Well I have to say that I thought I had retired but not according to that list.There are a few that apply like avoiding school holidays but the rest I have either never done or always done.
I think this list is better:
Advantages of being over 60 years old
01. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
08.You can eat supper at 4pm.
09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about superannuation.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with the music in the shopping mall.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the ABC weather forecast.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.