Tangling with Cyberspace!

This arrived in my email this morning - I apologize in advance for the expletives - not my choice of vocabulary.

The pleasures of WE older folk "tangling" with cyberspace:-

Please Enter Your Password...


Please enter your new password:

"cabbage"

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"boiled cabbage"

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"1 boiled cabbage"

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"50bloodyboiledcabbages"

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"50BLOODYboiledcabbages"

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"50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss,IfYouDon'tG iveMeAccessnow”

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“ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYour AssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow”


Sorry, that password is already in use.!!

Re: Tangling with Cyberspace!

Yep and even when you get passwords, the really tough part is remembering them all

Re: Tangling with Cyberspace!

I don't try to remember them Linda, I have written them down on BOTH sides of an A4 sheet of paper. I really need to tidy it up, there's crossings out galore and some are redundant. Isn't life complicated sometimes !

Re: Tangling with Cyberspace!

Made me smile, can be frustrating in the data age especially when approaching the deleted age