Blind Golfers

A priest, a doctor, and a professional golfer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

GOLFER: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

DOCTOR: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!

PRIEST: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him. Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?

GEORGE: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!

(Silence!)

PRIEST: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

DOCTOR: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

GOLFER: Why can't these guys play at night?

Re: Blind Golfers

David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex...

#10.... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#09.... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08.... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07.... Foursomes are encouraged.

#06.... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05.... Three times a day is possible.

#04.... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03.... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#02.... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex......

#01.... When your equipment gets old you can replace it.