15-08-2014, 04:49 PM
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The Wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
22-08-2014, 11:30 AM
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Re: The Wife
THE IMPORTANCE OF SPACEThe gift of a pen
A secretary got an expensive brand named pen as a gift from her boss as a X'mas present.
She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail.
Boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce.
The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last
night. It has an extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved
its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
Thanks a lot."
Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar...
22-08-2014, 01:12 PM
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Re: The Wife
Originally Posted by longfellow
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
edited as I was laughing so much I could not spell
22-08-2014, 01:13 PM
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Re: The Wife
Originally Posted by venus
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THE IMPORTANCE OF SPACEThe gift of a pen
A secretary got an expensive brand named pen as a gift from her boss as a X'mas present.
She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail.
Boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce.
The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last
night. It has an extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved
its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.
Thanks a lot."
Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar...
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