pickle factory
> > The Polish pickle factory
> >
> > Yossel worked in a Polish pickle factory.
> > For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle
> > slicer.
> > Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the
> > factory psychologist.
> >
> > After six months, the therapist gave up.
> > He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have
> > any peace of mind.
> > The next day Yossel came home from work very early.
> >
> > His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
> > Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the
> > pickle slicer.
> > He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it -- and
> > he was immediately fired.
> >
> > Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.
> > She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal,
> > completely intact penis.
> > She looked up and cried, "I don't understand. What about the pickle
> > slicer?"
> > Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, >