Silly Quotes
Cheer yourself up - you're not as daft as you thought you were ..........................
'I've never had knee surgery on any other part of my body'
Winston Bennett - basketball forward
'Outside of the killings - Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country'
Marion Barry - Mayor
'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked by a Jackass - and I'm the one to do it ! '
Congressional candidate - Texas
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment - its the impurities in our air and water that are doing it'
Al Gore -
'I love California - I practically grew up in Phoenix'
Dan Quayle
'We've got to pause and ask ourselves - how much clean air do we need ......'
Lee Iacocca
Makes ya feel good - don't it
(Courtesy of UJ)