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Cheer yourself up - you're not as daft as you thought you were ..........................

'I've never had knee surgery on any other part of my body'
Winston Bennett - basketball forward

'Outside of the killings - Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country'
Marion Barry - Mayor

'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked by a Jackass - and I'm the one to do it ! '
Congressional candidate - Texas

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment - its the impurities in our air and water that are doing it'
Al Gore -

'I love California - I practically grew up in Phoenix'
Dan Quayle

'We've got to pause and ask ourselves - how much clean air do we need ......'
Lee Iacocca

Makes ya feel good - don't it
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05-08-2014, 03:48 PM
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If you recall any - put them in .......
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05-08-2014, 04:10 PM
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Hi Patsy, thanks for those

The only one that comes to mind right now is:-

"Somebody said football is life and death, it isn't, it's far more important than that"

I'm trying to think of his name, used to be manager of Derby County FC at one stage and was a candidate for the England managers job but never got it.
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05-08-2014, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Patsy ->
Cheer yourself up - you're not as daft as you thought you were ..........................

'I've never had knee surgery on any other part of my body'
Winston Bennett - basketball forward

'Outside of the killings - Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country'
Marion Barry - Mayor

'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked by a Jackass - and I'm the one to do it ! '
Congressional candidate - Texas

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment - its the impurities in our air and water that are doing it'
Al Gore -

'I love California - I practically grew up in Phoenix'
Dan Quayle

'We've got to pause and ask ourselves - how much clean air do we need ......'
Lee Iacocca

Makes ya feel good - don't it
(Courtesy of UJ)


Don't they say anything stupid in the UK?
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05-08-2014, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Losos ->
Hi Patsy, thanks for those

The only one that comes to mind right now is:-

"Somebody said football is life and death, it isn't, it's far more important than that"

I'm trying to think of his name, used to be manager of Derby County FC at one stage and was a candidate for the England managers job but never got it.
That one seems familiar - its a good 'un
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05-08-2014, 05:34 PM
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HERE COMES DAMON HILL IN THE WILLIAMS!!!!.....this car is absolutely unique!....except for the one behind it....which is exactly the same..."

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05-08-2014, 05:35 PM
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Sounds like Bill Shankley
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05-08-2014, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Victors Mate ->
HERE COMES DAMON HILL IN THE WILLIAMS!!!!.....this car is absolutely unique!....except for the one behind it....which is exactly the same..."

Murray walker
Good ol Murray !
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05-08-2014, 05:43 PM
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This one I actually saw at the time ......
British weatherman and the magnetic letter F had slipped down the weather board - he says
'Ooops, please excuse the F in fog' .............

Oooops ......
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05-08-2014, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Losos ->
Hi Patsy, thanks for those

The only one that comes to mind right now is:-

"Somebody said football is life and death, it isn't, it's far more important than that"

I'm trying to think of his name, used to be manager of Derby County FC at one stage and was a candidate for the England managers job but never got it.
Brian Clough.
 
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