While Drunk

What is the craziest thing you've ever done while drunk (or have been told you did)?

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Drank too much wine before my birthday dinner with friends, had to go to bed, then the waiter came out with a birthday cake, lit with candles. My friends had to tell them to take it back as I was in bed. I was mortified the next day Never to be repeated again!!

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Only ever drunk too much twice, first time I agreed to get married (and we did) second time I agreed to take on our nephews when they were 6 and 8, and we did. I have been scared to drink since !

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to numerous to think of the best one,but a couple of yrs ago i fell in the ditch on the lane in the pitch dark,and couldnt find my mobile,spent hours gropeing in the water and couldnt find it,,next morning pub phoned to say my mobile was left on bar lol,my clothes were covered in mud.

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Oh gosh, this brings back some memories!
It's been a long time since I over-indulged, but the one time I remember was when I was in Australia. This would've been in the late 1970s.
A friend and I were on a camping trip, and had set up our tent at a campground just outside Adelaide. It was in the summer time, and one day a forest fire got pretty near, so we had to be evacuated to another area. (Luckily the fire was contained before it did any damage to homes, etc.)
We were taken to a park area until the all-clear was given.
There was a crowd of about 20 of us, and we all started drinking.
After downing a few beers, quite a few actually, the old rivalry between kiwis and Aussies became the main topic of conversation, and we started on about which was the best country, blah, blah, blah.
One of the male Aussies climbed a tree, and bet me and my friend (the only kiwis there), that we couldn't climb any higher.
Well, my friend was in no condition to do so, and I'm afraid of heights!
But there was no dang way that Aussie was gonna outdo us, so I went on up the tree! And I did rather well - even going higher than the fella! I can't remember how high up it was, but it was too high for me!
Once up there, I could not look down! So I couldn't really get down.
Thankfully a Norwegian fellow realized my plight, and climbed the tree and helped me down. He even took a couple of pictures while up there!
Long story short - I beat that Aussie!
But that was the end of my tree-climbing days!
Not the end of my beer-drinking though!

Sorry for the book length!

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I can tell you about a thought that worried me for years - I thought I had shat in the bath . I remember sitting on the stool in the bathroom incapable of moving and I was sure I had shat in the bath cos I couldn't make it to the bathroom - eh attached to it. Why would I do that? I mean how would I have managed it? Well I was sure I had but there was no evidence of it in the morning ... but my mother might have cleaned the place up?

Whatever - I was sure I had .

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I have only been drunk twice. Once when I was 4 and downed a full glass of Nanna's elderberry wine intended for a guest then slept for 14 hours .

And once when my husband was away working one christmas (and I wasn't allowed to know where he was but guessed ) I drank a full bottle of sherry which was all we had in the house to drown my sorrows
I spent christmas day on the bathroom floor thinking I was dying never been drunk since .

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Where was the Stool, in the bath, or in the Bathroom, geez?.

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I sure used to get blitzed then. It was the only way to calm me over active brain down. I purposely set out to destroy me thought processes but hell I used to get in some states.