26-07-2014, 04:24 PM
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Deep Thoughts
What deep thinkers men are...I mowed the lawn today. After doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing.' The reason I said that instead of saying, 'Just thinking,' is because she would have said, 'About what?' At that point I would have had to explain how men are deep thinkers about various topics and that would lead to other questions.Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I came up with the answer to the question. Getting kicked in the nuts is definitely more painful than having a baby.
Here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." However, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think it might be nice to get another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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