Well heres a novalty

Seniors Leaving Britain


News Flash from the offshore Portland Bill
The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off
the South coast of England today.



This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats
were not heading to,but away from Britain towards the middle East.



Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with
British who were all seniors of pension age.



Their claim was that they were trying to get to the Middle East so as to be able to return to Britain as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate British pensioners.



The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and
fuel and assisted them on their journey.



We are booking the next boat out,

Please let me know if you want to come.

Re: Well heres a novalty

Not a chance Mick, I'm happy as a pig in muck where I am.

Re: Well heres a novalty

That is old news, "some" pensioners have been pushing the boat out for a while. Boom-er Boom-er.

Re: Well heres a novalty

And look where its got them!!!!!...LOL

Re: Well heres a novalty

To each his/her own... oink oink ....LOL