Martians in France?
Out for a walk with Le dog ...
I saw some strange lights and ominous clouds up ahead..
The grass had gone orange and something appeared to be hiding behind the broccoli tree.
Intrepidly we ventured closer - have the martians landed? Are we all doomed?
They got me they got me with their Martian death-ray, I have fallen and I can't get up. AARRGGHH
Hang on a minute my shoelaces were undone. . .