Re: Oh how embarrassing!
The most embarrassing thing I ever saw was in France..I was sitting outside a bar with my partner, and a lady came along with a dog..it was a pedestrian zone..
The dog obviously wasn't feeling too well..stooped down and released a large stream of liquid doggy-doo..The sort that was impossible to get up...and she walked on..
About 5 mins later..a man in a white suit who was reading a newspaper..skidded on it and fell onto his backside in it..as he tried to get up..he slipped in it again..this time onto his front...and ended up crawling out of the mess on his hands and knees..
Got up and tried to walk nonchalantly away..his white suit absolutely plastered in dog dirt
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