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08-06-2014, 10:13 AM
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Painting the Church !

Painting the Church

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very
interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down
his paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually
the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside
of one of their biggest buildings. Smokey put in a bid and, because his price was so low, he got the job.

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks,
and buying the paint and yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with
turpentine.........

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly
completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder,
the sky opened and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint
from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to
land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles
of the thinned and useless paint.

Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty,
so he got down on his knees and cried:
"Oh God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke.
(you're going to love this)
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"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
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08-06-2014, 11:21 AM
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Re: Painting the Church !

I've heard that one before but it still made me laugh.
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08-06-2014, 11:48 AM
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Re: Painting the Church !

Good one
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08-06-2014, 12:52 PM
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Nice one........ H
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08-06-2014, 01:08 PM
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Re: Painting the Church !

Very funny
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