Would you? Could you?.......... I can't

I'll not beat about the bush.

I have just swallowed one of my front teeth, a crown put there 30 years ago.
Two others have recently gone, so I wasn't surprised.

However, the 2 that broke off were retrieved from my mouth, and not swallowed.

This latest one went straight down the hatch.

There's no way that I am going to wait for nature to take it's course & trawl through my excretions & then have the damn thing put back in my mouth.

No no way. not on your Nellie.


Anyone else like to appraise my options. Would any of my illustrious chums in this forum care to comment or offer a plan of action.

What a revolting development this has been

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Oh what a shame for you. It would not be able to be put back in place
as they only live for a few hours after the event. It might take a few
days to show itself.
Looks like the Dentist if you need to replace it.
It will dissolve partly as the calcium will be taken out of it by your
stomach juices.
You might need to start massaging your gums Robert as teeth only
fall out if they are not being fed by a good blood supply. Plus I
would check your diet to see you are getting enough vitamins and
minerals in your food. Good luck.

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Robert matey, when someone says "I'll chew your arse" - they didn't mean it literally.

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RJ - the best option is a visit to the dentist

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That is most unfortunate RJ, looks like the dentist is the best bet to avoid shit street, on the lighter side of it and you wanted to have a bit of fun, you could always take a strong laxative and wait, then take a wok to the toilet with you and try panning for it.

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Thanks Jem, that gave me a laugh.

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I anticipated a ribbing. This is more like a mauling. lol

THankyou BOwie eyes for your helpful ADVICE. Some thing I can get my teeth into, that is the few I have left.

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I had this fear when I had a temporary crown fitted recently, couldn't sleep as the last one (different dentist) I had fell out on the bus & I nearly choked! Try a sieve!

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At 2 pm my dear dentist TOM, replaced my tooth . NO molars were hurt during the filming of this procedure.

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Delighted to hear that RJ, now you can smile away to your hearts content, Cheshire Cats will be put to shame, maybe even a poem to record the event in verse?