30-05-2014, 04:12 PM
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RJ goes shopping.
These out of town shopping malls are just too big. Life compensates and in places like Marks & Spencer reside the most wonderful food halls.I am avoiding Waitrose after a run in with the portly assistant on the delicatessen. I merely asked for thick slices of ham and she mistakenly thought I had a lisp & cut me off six thin slices of ham. I am a reasonable soul, but good ham is expensive. I handed them back to her and repeated thick slices of ham, three of . Bless her, she couldn’t get it. I took whatever she handed me.
SIX THICK slices of ham. £9.50. (it was very nice)
I digress, the strangest thing happened to me on a recent visit to M & S super food hall on junction 7 of the M27. I went in looking for their
“Dine for 2 for £10” offer now showing on tv. I had a devil of a job to find it and in my confusion walked backwards into an elderly man shopping with his elderly wife. As we untangled ourselves I noted that his basket was empty.
Then I looked at my basket, somehow his lingerie was hanging onto my basket
I hobbled after them as fast as I could but they were too fast for me. I grabbed an assistant and said
“Quick, follow that man, I have his lingerie”
Then I went & had a coffee.
30-05-2014, 05:32 PM
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Re: RJ goes shopping.
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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Nurse Gillian doesn't normally take me shopping for food cos she reckons I add £20 to the bill.I don't get it. I never put in more than one bottle of Southern Comfort or Gin, the odd bag of peanuts, fillet steak................all basics.
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