Women's Logic
Please understand that I am not denigrating women here but, just as I was typing-out another post on here my wife was on the 'phone.
We've been down to see her Mum today & take her out and we got back a while ago. The agreement is that my wife rings her Mum's 'phone, lets in ring twice then hangs up and this is to indicate we've got home OK - well, that's the idea!
My wife on the 'phone:
"Why are you answering the 'phone Mum?"
"Yes, I know it's ringing but it's just me to let you know we're home OK - OK?"
"Yes, I know it rang - the idea is for YOU to let it ring twice then I hang up - remember?"
"Well if you'd waited for it to ring twice then stop ringing you'd know it was me wouldn't you?"
"Yes I know you'd be wondering who it was if you didn't answer Mum but that's what I said I'd do, didn't I - to let you know - eh?"
"Yes, OK Mum. I realise it's my fault and I should have made it clearer"
"Yes, OK, you take care now - I said YOU TAKE CARE NOW - God you're worse than my husband! - No, sorry Mum, take care - Bye!"
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