Re: Is there such a thing as cookery classes!?
There used to be Azz - but the local authority adult education classes have been cut to the bone and are also very expensive now. I would imagine they could be quite fun!
There are private holiday/cooking course affairs but I don't know if there are any basic ones or whether they are more specialised/advanced. Nice way to spend a holiday!
Surely a DVD is what you need? Delia on a disc? I think she is your best bet - she did a TV series literally starting with how to boil an egg.
If I lived closer I'd swap you kitchen skills for computer skills lessons!
EDIT:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss...+cook&x=8&y=22 There you go - Delia Smith How to Cook .... but it's on VHS
Can you transfer?