45 Pints Please.

45 Pints of Milk

A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.

She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman.

"Oh, OK," says the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"

"No," says the woman. "Just up to my tits will be fine."

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If I was the Milkman, I would have been in there, especially if she was Sterilized.

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"....Ernie, I'd be 'appy if it comes up to me chest!"

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Good ones guys.