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26-01-2014, 10:36 AM
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Roy, the gay chappy

Roy, the gay chappy, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, “Roy , I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.”
Roy is devastated. “Doc, what can I do?”

The doctor says, “Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of Cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno Peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box Of All Bran, And top it off with a litre of prune juice.”
Roy asks bewildered, “Will that cure me, Doc?”


Doc says, “No, but it should leave you with a better understanding Of what your ARSE is for.”
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26-01-2014, 11:23 AM
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Re: Roy, the gay chappy

Tut, tut Longfellow..............but it made me laugh !
 



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