24-01-2014, 11:59 AM
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Quick Irish Jokes
Are we allowed to do these?An Irish farmers dog goes missing, and he's unconsolable.
His wife says.Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
He does but two later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper? his wife asked
"Here boy" he replies.
An American tourist asks an Irishman "why do scuba divers all fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman says"If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat"
Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they taken them to the police station
Mick said" What if one explodes before we get there?
Paddy says" We'll lie and say we only found two!!
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