Views on Love & Marriage by The Famous
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
-- Barbra Streisand
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
-- Charles de Gaulle
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
-- Charles M. Schulz
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
-- Duane Dewel