When you're over 60 ........

This arsehole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said,

"Is that Amstel or Heineken
I said, "There's a tap underneath, taste it and find out."

When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that darling, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.

"When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really?" she said, "Go on then, give it a try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on then, what day was I born?”

I said, "Yesterday!!!"

When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you are over sixty who gives a shit?

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so lovey?"

I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now."

When you are over sixty who gives a shit?



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Re: When you're over 60 ........

When you are over sixty things comes in two's -----you cough, you fart...........you laugh, you wee !