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08-01-2014, 01:59 PM
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tv and mobile

Wife is like a TV & Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE.

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE.

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...

Take Care..

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08-01-2014, 02:25 PM
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Re: tv and mobile

That's funny Janela



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