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26-12-2013, 03:57 PM
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Daft joke.

Painting the Church

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Local Church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings.

Smokey put in a bid, and, because his price was so low, he got the job.

So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine..

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.


Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty,
so he got down on his knees and cried:

"Oh, God, Oh, God forgive me; what should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke..

"Repaint! Repaint! ...............And thin no more!"
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26-12-2013, 04:05 PM
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Nice one Longfellow.
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26-12-2013, 04:47 PM
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I like !
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26-12-2013, 05:09 PM
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I'm a real sucker for the daft jokes, I love them.
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26-12-2013, 05:16 PM
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And .....
What is Santas favourite pizza - Deep pan crisp and even .......
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26-12-2013, 05:26 PM
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And... The proud chess players standing in the hotel lobby, "Chestnuts boasting in an open Foyer"
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26-12-2013, 05:39 PM
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That made the pair of us laugh !
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26-12-2013, 05:43 PM
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Those christmas crackers sure have a lot to answer for...
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26-12-2013, 05:46 PM
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.... What do you call a deer with no eye ......
No Ideer !
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26-12-2013, 05:55 PM
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer - and a mop !

A white horse goes into a bar and orders a whisky - the barman says 'Hey we got a whisky named after you ....
the horse says 'What...... Eric ?'
 
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