24-12-2013, 10:16 AM
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nonsense.
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol..
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
You know marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the begining you need two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.. ;D
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Walking down the street earlier and someone threw a big lump of cheese at me.
I thought to myself: thats not very mature...
Finally after all these years of waiting my book on having sex with herbs has finally been published.
And about thyme ...
Paddy and Mick were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.
Paddy said, “I’m gonna do dat when I win DA lottery…'
“What's dat den?”asks Mick.
“Send me lawn away to be cut”…
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