15-12-2013, 10:37 PM
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Miss heard.
One day a 5ft 4 in Irishman entered the lift in his hotel and just as the doors were closing a big pair of Black Hands forced them open and the Biggest Black Man he had ever seen walked into the lift. Paddy couldn't believe his eyes!He stared at the man who gently smiled back at him, then this man said in a big booming voice. :Six Feet Seven! 250 pounds! Penis twelve inches, testicles a half a pound each! 'TURNER BROWN'!
Paddy fainted! and a few minutes later he woke up with the Big Man standing over him.
'I'm Sorry' The man said, It's just that I am always asked for my vital statistics and I thought I would give them to you before you asked me!
I am 6 feet 7 inches tall, my private part is 12 inches long, my balls weigh over a half a pound each and my name is Turner Brown!
'Sweet Jesus Christ'!! Paddy said, 'I thought you said 'TURN AROUND'!!!!
18-12-2013, 09:40 AM
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Re: Miss heard.
Originally Posted by spitfire
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What if the geezers name was BEN DOVER.
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