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11-12-2013, 11:12 PM
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Just got off the phone to a friend who lives in Scotland. She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and it's still falling. The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. She said her husband had done nothing all day but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bastard in.
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11-12-2013, 11:42 PM
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Re: My friend says . . .

Love it !
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11-12-2013, 11:43 PM
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I know how the poor chap feels.
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12-12-2013, 06:05 AM
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The old ones are the best Mups.
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12-12-2013, 07:49 AM
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Good old Frosty Jack.
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12-12-2013, 09:58 AM
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Re: My friend says . . .

If it gets too cold, certain appendages () can turn black and drop off.
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12-12-2013, 01:54 PM
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So funny .....
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12-12-2013, 08:41 PM
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great...i was starting to believe it
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It's been a long time since I actually snorted a laugh but that joke did it
 



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