How to tell a man is very very old.

I think it's a dead give away when a man starts to tuck his shirt into his undies and the undies are sticking out over the top of his pants.
How do you tell a man is very very old?

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When it takes him 1 hours to walk to the shop ...
When it should only take him 10 minutes

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My uncle is 93 & he is not old. Some folk are born old, some become old & some have old age thrust upon them.

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When it takes him all night to do something he used to do all night long.

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Tweed caps!

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A hairy nose and ears is usually a bit of a giveaway ...

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When they start acting like a teenager - nothing worse !

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I know someone who is 69 but now thinks he is 29 - so sad

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My mum is 80 and she still flirts outrageously with men a lot younger than her! Her last boyfriend was younger than me and, when visiting her, I wasn't allowed to answer the phone in case it was him - she didn't admit to having a daughter my age

To be fair, she looks about 60 and behaves like a 30 year old.

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I know we're all younger than our actual age, but when these men continue to 'prove' themselves by acting 'hip' ...
They have no idea, obviously - how ridiculous they come across. Have to say tho' - women, I've noticed - are just as guilty these days ...... shame