04-08-2013, 05:38 PM
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Sunday Sex
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and
comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning"
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
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> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced
age, we worked out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start
to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away
a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come
along."
04-08-2013, 08:04 PM
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Re: Sunday Sex
Doesn't really seem fair that the man has to do all the work eh? I tend to think of this a lot as you are probably are aware I run a great deal. Nothing worse than cramp when in full flow you know. Just crossed my mind that us men are prone to pegging out at such times and the woman isn't. We are so very different
. One gives and the other receives - in more ways than one...
04-08-2013, 09:18 PM
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Re: Sunday Sex
I suffer from COPD & Atrial Fibrillation which means breathlessness puts strain on my heart, I could easily peg out when getting overly excited
O/H does worry about what to say to ambulance men if I have a heart attack. I said tell em I went with a smile on my face.
04-08-2013, 10:01 PM
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Re: Sunday Sex
Originally Posted by hazel
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I suffer from COPD & Atrial Fibrillation which means breathlessness puts strain on my heart, I could easily peg out when getting overly excited
. Keep it to yourself if I were you .
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