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18-07-2013, 07:05 PM
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On our 'local' news this evening was a story about a stupid American. He decided to set off in a rubber dinghy from Weymouth in Dorset to row (he only had one oar) to Ireland. He had no food and water, no emergency flares, no radio, no means whatsoever of contacting anyone in an emergency, no sun screen cream and his legs were already badly blistered when found by a local deep-sea diver. What an idiot!!!!
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18-07-2013, 07:12 PM
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Words failing you UJ never, it couldn't happen .
Probably he'd looked on a map and thought it only looked a short journey and he could do it in an hour or so, I mean it's probably only about an inch or so, isn't it, anyone can make a mistake.
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18-07-2013, 07:16 PM
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Yea - gets me every time Hazel - 'Oh that wont take long - its only a couple of inches'
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18-07-2013, 07:16 PM
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Didn't I say UJ - people 'are' dumber today .....
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18-07-2013, 07:27 PM
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...ef=uk?ncid=GEP
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18-07-2013, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pats CG ->
Yea - gets me every time Hazel - 'Oh that wont take long - its only a couple of inches'
Men do tend to say that don't they!
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18-07-2013, 08:06 PM
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The silly fool, if he had gone overland to Fishguard, it would have been a lot less rowing.
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18-07-2013, 09:06 PM
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There's a saying down there just applies to him
Strong in t'arm, thick in t'head !!!
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18-07-2013, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Joe ->
On our 'local' news this evening was a story about a stupid American. He decided to set off in a rubber dinghy from Weymouth in Dorset to row (he only had one oar) to Ireland. He had no food and water, no emergency flares, no radio, no means whatsoever of contacting anyone in an emergency, no sun screen cream and his legs were already badly blistered when found by a local deep-sea diver. What an idiot!!!!
That's enough of the mocking,
MY uncle Vivian had swum across the IRish SEa many times , in his youth ,I have to say though.
Poor old boy has dementure & had actually passed the 3/4 milestone when he realised he too tired to go the final 1/4 so very wisely turned around and headed back to the English coast
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18-07-2013, 10:29 PM
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I would never set out on such a journey with just one whore.
 
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