16-07-2013, 12:40 PM
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Owls
To all you OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)Wisdom from Grandpa... Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washing, ironing, cooking & scrubbing. No wife of mine is gonna work."
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew & make beds, is in good health & he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age & start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know why I look this way.
I've travelled a long way & some of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray, wrinkled & bald, they don't recognize you.
Have a GREAT day... & keep laughing! It's good for the soul!
And remember: pay the undertaker with a bad cheque!
Have a brilliant one!
02-08-2013, 04:42 PM
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Re: Owls
[QUOTE=ben-varrey;307905]Loved those Janela and, as they say, many a true word spoken in jest
I heard one not long ago that said: marriage is like pack of cards - you start off with a heart and a diamond then end up wishing you had a club and a spade. Ouch