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07-07-2013, 06:18 PM
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The man who had fallen into an upholstery factory is now said to be fully recovered.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?

Did you know that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers? Yes, it's true. But, unfortunately, all the bowling league records were destroyed in a fire, so we will never know for whom the Tells bowled.

What playwright was intimidated by Christmas? Noel Coward
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07-07-2013, 06:31 PM
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Really good - aint they clever .....
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07-07-2013, 08:48 PM
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clever and witty.
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08-07-2013, 09:07 AM
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

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Originally Posted by Michael ->
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I haven't heard that one before - it's very good
 



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