A man walks into a bar

A drover walks into a bar with
a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
And turns to the astonished patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
crocodile's mouth and place my
manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth
for one minute.
'Then he'll open his mouth
And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink.'
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his
Johnson and related parts in the
crocodile's open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth as the
crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
crocodile hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and the
man removed his tackle unscathed
as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his
free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made
another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd. After a
while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up . . .
'I'll try it - just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'

Re: A man walks into a bar

I'm blonde !!!

Re: A man walks into a bar

Do you bite ????