signs

aplogies if you've read them before but try again, laughter strengthens the lungs and think of all the extra oxygen you're getting.

Great signs.....with humor


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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And the best one for last............
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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Did the trick for me - me lungs are full of laughter .....

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Very funny ones there.

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Genuine signs.... (albeit some years ago..)
from a carpet shop in Havant - "Bargain basement upstairs"

Also in Havant was a fishmonger and game dealer. At the time of the film "Watership Down" they had a notice in the window - "You've seen the film, read the book - now eat the cast"

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Two butchers shops opposite each other in Nottingham in the sixties were famous for constantly having a dig at each other.
One had a sign for 'The tastiest home made sausages in Nottingham'
This was followed the next week by a sign opposite declaring 'Our famous Pork Sausages are fit for the Queen'

The next week opposite....'God Save the Queen'

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nice ones I love a sense of humour

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he who laughs last laughs loudest.