31-05-2013, 11:32 AM
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Words of Wisdom
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, choose the one you have never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government programme.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they go and move the ends.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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