01-05-2013, 01:59 PM
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Big People Words
A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery.The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on 'NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
'I went to visit my Nana'..
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.
She then asked little Alex what he had done?
'I read a book' he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.
'What book did you read?'
Alex thought real hard about it,
then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
'Winnie the SH*T'
01-05-2013, 02:21 PM
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Re: Big People Words
Originally Posted by EZ Rider
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That really made me lol..!!
01-05-2013, 02:21 PM
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Re: Big People Words
Originally Posted by Pats CG
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You know I've lost me 'spark' at present - hopefully I'll get it back and have some fun - at the moment relying on you and co, to give me some laughs..... Thanks 
01-05-2013, 02:22 PM
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Re: Big People Words
Originally Posted by Annie Jack
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Oh, I will be sharing that one!
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