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30-04-2013, 03:02 PM
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Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

**'Hello?'**















**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**















**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**













**After a brief pause,**













**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**













**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**













Brief Pause.












**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**












**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**











**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**











**'I did it, Daddy.'**











**'And what happened, honey?' **











'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**













**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**













**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**













**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**













**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**













**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**













*****Long Pause*****














*****Longer Pause*****














*****Even Longer Pause*****













**Then Daddy says,**













**'Swimming pool? ...........**













**Is this 486-5731?'*












**No, I think you have the wrong number........*





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30-04-2013, 03:21 PM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

I love it!!!!
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30-04-2013, 03:42 PM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

WOW - thats a 'cracker !'
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30-04-2013, 03:59 PM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

fanTAStic .... luvvit
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30-04-2013, 03:59 PM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

Very funny.
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30-04-2013, 04:07 PM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

Came as a surprise, I wasn't expecting a wrong number.
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30-04-2013, 04:22 PM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

Me too, I wasn't expecting that punchline !
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30-04-2013, 09:22 PM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

Very good Cookie
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01-05-2013, 03:18 AM
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

Loved it!
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Re: Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg

Always like to pass them on when I get a good one.
 



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