Ward 10

We's all falling to bits, . . now I've got a cold, . . sniff,. . sniff, . . AAACHOO.

Mags has a poor back, . . Cassie's got migrane, . . oh lord, . . there's a few spare beds here for those who need some TLC.

Hang on a bit 'till I wipe me nose, . . . AAACHOO, . . oh my I'm dying.

NURSE, . . can I have a hot water bottle please.

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Sorry to hear you are feeling poorly, I am fit as a fiddle....!

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Go fetch me a bed pan then Moli.

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Could do with another blanket from the blankie cupboard too, . . hope the wife brings some goodies at visiting time.

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Anyone got any Hobnobs ? . . I could do with a Crunchie too.

There's a bit of a draught, . . . nurse, . . could you close that window please.

You gotta be careful with the Hobnobs, . . matron gets very angry at crumbs in the bed, . . must admit I don't like it either, . . they make you scratch like 'ell.

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Poor you Nero, hope you feel better soon - tis the season, as they say!

Are we all on a mixed ward?

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Yeah, . . it's uni-sex, . . don't know what a university has to do with ward 10 though.

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Maybe they give us physio on uni-cycles when we're feeling better

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I used to like watching Emergency ward 10!

I'm better now! Just been to the dentist who is annoyingly slim, young, pretty sexy voiced and Hungarian! Mind you my dog Magik is Hungarian so I wont hold that against her! Bit extraction happy tho

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There's a big nurse in here, . . we call her the Gorgon, . . she's got nothing to do with cheese either.