Happy endings!!!
The Queen and David Cameron are on the same stage at the Diamond Jubilee
celebrations in front of a huge crowd.
The Queen leans towards Mr Cameron and says, "Do you know, that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts,
and they will forever speak of this great day and rejoice!"
Cameron arrogantly replies, "I seriously doubt that Ma'am, with one little wave
of your hand you could do all that? Show me!"
So the Queen, with one swift wave, smacked him in the mouth!!!!
(I love stories with a happy ending!!!)