Milkman Jokes

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Funny Milkman Joke




Joanne read in Vogue magazine that a milk bath does wonders for your skin.

So she wrote a note asking the milkman to leave 100 bottles of milk for her next delivery.

Eddie, the milkman, saw the note, and thought there must be an error in the number of zeros.

Therefore he knocked on the door and asked Joanne, to clarify the order.

Joanne confirmed that she wants 100 bottles to fill her bath.

The milkman then asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized'

Joanne replied 'No, just up to my neck'.

Re: Milkman Jokes

That must have been Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west.

Re: Milkman Jokes

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George was having a conversation with his blonde wife,

Guess what I heard at our favourite Pub today?

The lads were saying that our milkman is having sex with every Woman
in our apartment building except one, but they are not sure who that one is.

Jenny jumps up straight away up and says,

I know who it Is, it's that stuck-up bitch Phyllis, in apartment 12.
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