03-04-2013, 10:06 AM
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The True Animosity of Marriage
A husband and wife were driving along, fuming, as usual, with one another. Both were thinking of things to say to annoy and irritate the other. The husband thought he had a winner and told his wife "when you die, I'm going to have a headstone placed on your grave saying 'here lies my wife, cold as usual' ". Without missing a beat, the wife replied with "and when you die, I shall have a headstone placed on your grave that says 'here lies my husband, stiff at last' "A bit naughty but it made me laugh ...
08-04-2013, 10:21 AM
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Re: The True Animosity of Marriage
Originally Posted by Grouse
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Ohhhh errrr, you been eating raw meat BV. 
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