17-03-2013, 11:51 AM
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Re: Joke of the year!
Nah Elbee - this has been joke of the year for about 15 years:A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's backside.'
Still holding the cow's tail up, I pointed and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours! I don't remember much after that...'
21-03-2013, 02:53 PM
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Re: Joke of the year!
Originally Posted by Elbee
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That is good Ben!
it doesn't matter how many times I read that joke, I chuckle
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